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Shit I hate about Ohio State and ways to improve it. From a student.
Ohio State university or Cover Up University? Ohio State is like one gigantic scarlet and grey blanket. This magic blanket disguises the atrocities of Ohio State as…nonexistent.
So I’ve decided to do some magic by pulling out their dirty laundry from my hat. Now let’s wave the magic wand and see what’s in each hat.
Football is so annoying it makes me want to throw the f**k up.
I’ve never been a huge football fan, but this University has caused me to hate it even more. If your daily vocabulary doesn’t contain
Go Bucks!
you’re out of the conversation.
You can’t escape it. Down to the overselling of red and white — or “scarlet and grey” merchandise, it’s impossible to ignore. I know football is like a religion to this school, but I didn’t know it was a holy grail mixed with a prayer shrine.
Football games are hell because the campus gets overloaded with parents and random people — some with no relationship to the school.
Every Friday during football season, someone throws up grey and scarlet all over campus. You can’t go anywhere because the streets are…
